The NobEssence of Wood

Artistic dildos & butt plugs

Last month we talked about how Heavy Metal Will Turn You On. Literally—the yielding warmth of flesh juxtaposed with the mirror sheen of sleek, heavy metal dildos and butt plugs.

This month the focus is on wood—yes, yes, we know the double-entendre of wood, as in woodie cum hard-on. In this case, we're talking about hardwoods, as in trees. Each unique NobEssence sex toy is lovingly crafted from plantation grown or FSC-certified (Forest Stewardship Council) organic hardwoods cured on site, then nestled in beautifully designed packing composed of renewable natural wood products; but green concerns are merely the beginning. With eco-consciousness on everyone’s mind, it was only a matter of time before NobEssence came into being.

Marrying the anatomical knowledge of a doula (an assistant) and the craftsmanship of a engineer, NobEssence founders create wholly functional objets d’art. Using exotic Cocobolo, Wapino, Mora, Wenge, Purpleheart, or Elanthai woods, each piece is sanded to a supple smoothness, then coated in a in chemical/bacteria resistant, waterproof, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free Lubrosity™ (adhering to USP Class VI Medical Device Implantation standards). Some are even dishwasher-friendly! 

An exceptional conductor and insulator, wood warms and retains body heat as well as carrying vibration beautifully. The thoughtfully designed shapes will hit all the right spots, be they prostate or G-Spot. For the aesthete, connoisseur, environmentalist (or all three and more), NobEssence’s erotic sculptures are a conscionable way to please both body and eye.

NobEssence Dildos and Plugs:

Fling - Begging for display, the Fling is a luxurious sculpture discreet enough to be kept on a bedside table without anyone being the wiser. Slipping two fingers into the handle of this gorgeous wooden sculpture leverages the opposite side (like a see-saw), providing focused and responsive pressure to the G-spot or prostate. The Fling is a comfortable fit for solo or partner play.

Flip - Every contour and curve of this wood toy is handcrafted with your pleasure in mind: graduated beads slowly intensify sensation, a sweet curve effortlessly stimulates the prostate, and a comfy handle makes solo and partner play ergonomic and easy. It's easy to take anal play to sumptuous, artistic, new heights with Flip. Caressing its supple form with the fingertips is a joy; inserting each graduating bead into the anus is sheer bliss. For butt play or prostate exploration, slow movements or a riotous romp, the Flip is exactly right.

Romp - Reminiscent of Hans Arp’s amorphous abstract sculptures, the Romp combines modern art sensibilities with erotic functionality. This avant-garde piece could take its place at the Musée National d'Art Moderne, but it is designed for far more pleasurable activities: inserting smoothly into the anus, its thoughtful curves and dips caress and cradle the prostate for decadent stimulation. Entirely wearable, the Romp will stay put while you engage in other pleasurable activities.

Also Recommended:

• G-Spot Vibrators
• G-Spot and P-Spot Dildos
• Butt Toys – Anal Play

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