Top Five Men’s Toys
by Ross

Men, it is time to rise, place you right hand on your balls and pledge allegiance to your cock. Your pleasure is yours for the taking, and we have just the things for you. Forget the ball peen hammer and the cordless screwdriver. Here are some tools that you guys will like using a whole lot more. These are the five sex toys that should be part of every man’s arsenal.

TOP FIVE MEN’S TOYS:

5. Aneros— Because of our ass-phobic culture, many guys are unaware that their potential for becoming multi-orgasmic is right up their bum. That’s where the prostate is, and the easiest way to reach it is with the Aneros. Cleverly sculpted and properly curved, the Aneros is somewhere between a buttplug and a dildo, designed specifically to massage the prostate from the inside while simultaneously stimulating the perineum from the outside. The results are otherworldly, and all guys owe it to themselves to do some exploring.

4. Orbit Ring Vibe—Here’s one that’s certain to certify you as a stud. Simply stretch the Orbit Ring around your cock and balls, and watch as you become as thick and hard as a petrified redwood. Meanwhile, the attached vibrator will buzz your partner’s clitoris as she rides your cock into a glorious, orgasmic sunset. What’s that, you say? No ladies around to impress? That’s okay. Just rotate the ring so that the vibrator is under your balls and take matters into your own hands. Either way, you’re a winner.

3. Blue Beads—What’s the recipe for a face-melting orgasm? First, apply a liberal amount of lube to the strand of Blue Beads. Next, slowly insert the Blue Beads into your anus. Then, masturbate or have sex. Let Blue Beads stay in ass until just before orgasm. Slowly pull from ass while coming. Feel the long row of beads bumping your prostate while you enjoy the gratifying release as they pop out of your anus. Revel in the glow of post-orgasmic bliss.

2. Blossom Sleeve— Your cock knows your hand like…well, the back of your hand, so to speak. Why not give your cock something new to think about? Simply lube up the Blossom Sleeve and slide it on. Between the slick, snug jelly material and the sexy, realistic texture, the Blossom Sleeve will transform an ordinary masturbation session into a wild fantasy ride. More than just a date with Rosey Palms, the Blossom Sleeve is like taking your dick to prom. And this time, you can skip the corsage.

1. Hitachi Magic Wand—Yes, it’s a vibrator, traditionally the toy of choice for women. But this one is different. This is the muscle car of vibrators. Plug it in, turn it on, and hold it against your cock. Brace yourself as the Magic Wand puts the pedal to the metal and races you from zero to orgasm in no time. The powerful motor under the hood of the Magic Wand delivers time after time, making it the most reliable ride you’ll ever own. Not only that, but it’ll impress your girlfriend, too. Try this: with her on top, hold the Magic Wand against the base of your cock. Her clit will hit the vibrator on the downstroke while feeling your buzzing stickshift deep inside her. It’s more fun than doing donuts in the high school parking lot.

Also Recommended

• Babeland's Collection of Men's Sex Toys
• How to Use a Vibrating Cock Ring with Your Partner
  
• Vibrators for Men
• How to Play with a Cock Ring

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